#lovely pepole

[haydenthewitch]

still not over this by the way

The shame of "I'm exactly as evil as they said i would be" followed by "i'm despreate to fix something" followed by "And it feels like a prayer" are doing things to my religous tramua guys why would you do this to me

[dusty-snake]

Wiggly art, quite wiggly and giggly!!!!! this suxs so bad like omg poor pitaya i butchered them so bad anyway ily pitaya dragon cookie an FUCK YOU AFTERJUNE!!!!!!!

[sureuncertainty]

can't stop thinking about the duality of the HB fandom on reddit vs. tumblr in regards to the new short

like over on reddit you have people like "Yeah the new short was funny but there wasn't much depth or character development oh well, at least we got some good memes out of it"

and then you have tumblr posts that are like. 3000 word dissertations analyzing the psychology of blitz's sexual performance and what that means for his relationship with stolas, treating it as ESSENTIAL character info

[tentakilly]

Yall got any cool animal metaphors for the various researchers at the foundation lol. Cause to me Dr Glass is like a golden lab. He’s very sweet and friendly but everyone forgets he had teeth and he can bite.

[bidoofenergy]

writing about being queer and made myself cry a little :')

[400deprobleme]

⏳🫣

[jack-shadow]

Meet, Aquarius Glitch!

I've had this Mega man Starforce Oc for a long time, and I finally feel comfortable sharing him!

Backstory: Ryan (then known as Quint) is an experiment made by Mr. King and Heartless, in an attempt to make an heir to dealers empire and to do any manul work. Ryan was made to have to have the body of a 10 year old so they could skip most of his child years and get straight to training him. He was greatly abused and minuplated by Mr.king, while Heartless was nicer to Quint seeing herself as his mother, however she was there to save Kelvin not to have a family so she ultimately followed Mr. Kings orders, so she wouldn't blow her cover.

Eventually Quint had enough of the abuse and escaped dealer's base, never looking back, renaming himself to Oryan. he suppressed these memories so much by the time he was 14, that he had forgotten the whole thing. The only remant of his past besides a few scars is a distinct fear of playing cards, leaving him on the verge of a panic attack whenever he's around them unexpectedly, as well as a fear of being underground.

Ryan has family other than his creators, he lives homeless along side Pat and Rey and considers them family (yes even Rey) he was later found and adopted by Dr. Goodall alongside Pat, Ace was the final result of the experiments done by Mr. King and thus is Ryan's Biological sibling, but even before that they most certainly acted like brothers.

Ryan unlike pat, goes to school and even has some friends. His best friends are Undoubtedly Luna, Bud, and Zack, despite the fact he runs against Luna for prez just because he felt like it. Luna and Ryan have a Friendly but highly competitive rivalry, where some banter has been mistaken by the Outside as flirting (the jury is still out on weather or not they are actually flirting, #OC x cannon ain't cringe!)

Backstory: Aquarius is actually one of the oldest FMians to arrive on earth having severed the royal family for generations. And having practically raised King Cephus. During the Tension that led to Andromeda being fired on planet AM he was not in favor of it or of how Gemini was manipulating the king, but decided not to speak out

Aquarius is in a relationship with Ophiucha, but it is far from happy with Opiucha being rather abusive towards Aquarius, and Aquarius being to scared to leave the relationship.

Back in the day Aquarius used to be an Aqua element and look closer to his Zodiac counterpart as a wayer vessel, however on a scouting mission to earth he crashed into Meteor G which Shattered him into many pecices being held together by only his remaining energy. His powers of Absorbing liquid to become more powerful have been changed to nosie.

That was Aquarius Glitch, Hope you enjoyed them. I consider these guys kinda guilty pleasure OCs considering how crazy their backstories are. If you have any questions or notes please leave them in the comments or in my ask box.

[smulnsander]

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SELF SHIPPING WITH PEPPINO

THANK GOD FOR PIZZA TOWER

[serakhfood]

houshhash forr council, thry are verty nice men !

[scarlettclownose]

im goign to see the new beetle juice soon, im super excitedd ughhh

[fashiun-killa]

lesbians here I come... if ur a man don't talk to me unless you're perfect

[haydenthewitch]

YESS BOSS ASS BITCH ROSANNA PAMSINO DID THAT!!!!! YES MA'AM!!! FUCK YOU JIMMY

was someone gonna tell me that mr beast got reported to the fbi OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING FINDING THIS OUT DURING A DSMP VC LOSING IT OVER A DSMP 2024 STREAM

[sureuncertainty]

oh also hands down one of the best moments of metrocon was when I went up to a booth purely bc it was one of the only ones that had the magnus archives stuff, and asked about it and we started talking about TMA, and then the artist goes here I have something for you, and handed me a teeny tiny book (like i’m talking like not even a square inch big) and it was a FUCKING TINY LEITNER IT HAD THE STICKER IN IT AND EVERYTHING

[married-to-google-translater]

Wpuld you do a Twisted wonderland mc with either malleus or lilia. The mc who is a god trapped in the wonderland world and is unable to get back right away maybe because their magic is locked or because the magic system in this world differs so much they have a hard time learning it either way their one goal to get home and care for their people but they fall in love and now have to choose they know that they have to get back they need to get home so why is it so hard to leave

Lilia Vanrouge

For some reason, you would draw Lilia's attention right away.

Lilia can't say why, but there would be something special about you.

This would be a great opportunity to play detective~

Clues wouldn't be hard to find

Lilia would recognize that you are older than you look.

It would be the same fate as him.

He would love to hear stories from your world.

Lilia would also tell a LOT of stories from his own long life.

You would also get to see baby pictures of both Malleus and Silver.

Proud papa lol.

You two would have a lot of fun together.

Lilia knows that one day the son will have to return to your world.

However, he would hope that day would not be soon.

It wouldn't hurt if you stayed for a while~

Maybe a century or two :3

Malleus Draconia

Awww you're the god/goddess of Malleus even before you tell him the truth~

This man would love you and he wasn't going to hide it.

At first, Malleus wouldn't really believe you.

He would find it amusing that a man without magic would say he was a god.

Malleus wouldn't mock you for that though.

As you slowly start to learn more magic, Malleus would start to believe in you more.

He wouldn't be sure what to think.

Malleus could definitely teach you how to use this world's magic.

This would be a good excuse to spend a LOT of time with you.

Oh Malleus' heart would be broken when he realizes that you have to go back...

Malleus understands that your pepole need you.

However, he can't help but wish you would stay with him.

He would just love you so much.

Malleus realizes he is being selfish but the dragon inside him doesn't care.

Maybe when your magic gets stronger you could work together?

It shouldn't be completely impossible to create a permanent portal.

[haydenthewitch]

hey so. to everyone who told/influnced me to watch 911

a personal hand delivered fuck you

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN EDDIE CHANGED HIS WILL. SO THAT BUCK IS A LEGAL GARDIAN OF HIS SON. AND THEY AREN'T FUCKING CANNON. IT'S ONLY SEASON FOUR, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ARE YOU KIDDING.

"Becuse, Evan..." I'M GOING TO [REDACTED]

LIKE. I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN BUCK GOT A TEXT SAYING THAT EDDIE WAS OKAY AND HE WAS SO RELEAVED HE STARTED CRYING. HE WAS SO RELIVED THAT EDDIE WAS GOING TO BE OKAY HE BROKE DOWN, SITTING ON CHRIS'S BED WEEPING

AND I'M TELLING FRENIDS ABOUT IT. AND LOWKEY RANTING ABOUT IT. AND PEPOLE KEEP FUCKING SAYING "DON'T WORRY IT GETS WORSE" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT GETS WORSE. THERE IS NO WORSE. THEY ARE SO IN LOVE IT'S FRANKLY HOMOPHOBIC THAT THEY AREN'T TOGETHER ALREADY (disclaimer that part is a joke don't have my head ((it's kinda a joke. i'm also kinda serouis.))) BECUSE WHAT THE FUCK

EDDIE IS CHRIS'S BIO DAD. BUCK IS ALSO, CRIS'S DAD. BUT THEY AREN'T TOGETHER?? AND IT'S CO-PARENTING, BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE DIVORCED OR ANYTHING. THEY ARE JUST LIKE THAT???? LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT (impossible) BECUSE IF 1+1 IS 2 AND 2+2 IS FOUR, THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????